When I consider this excess 'baby weight' that I would dearly like to shift...
(Heeeey, wouldn't it be terrific if it were that simple
- like offloading rugs in one of those great SALE SAAALE SAAAAALEs.
10% off - everything must go, go goooo!!!)
Do I factor in that my heart is now bursting to capacity and twice the size it was a few months ago?
Or that my shoulders will now need to be twice as wide to carry
the responsibility of two little people dependent on me?
If so, maybe I could do with these few kilos after all.
Pass the Tims Tams please.