Has toddler toilet training been recognised by the UN and other folk for the liberty depriving, instrument of torture that it is?
If not, why not?
Is having your senses regularly assaulted by another person's waste not inhumane enough?
Is scrubbing unmentionables out of your carpet, clothing and household surfaces not depraved and disgusting enough to warrant global sanctions?
I love my boy more than anything.
I am madly in love with my beautiful, gorgeous Magoo.
But hey, love is not that blind.
It can see what it don't want to see, smell what it don't want to smell.
Even worse, it can feel what it don't want to feel.
It's time to take action, take a stand.
Fight for a mother's rights.
Oooh - gotta go. Poo calls.