Is there a proven, scientific correlation between
that steady, hot & strong water flow and toddler bowel activity?
Then WHY does Master Magoo hear the water running,
see that - yep - Mummy is now thoroughly wet or mid hair wash
and suddenly yell
"I'm ready for poo, Mum. It's cooooming!!"
I believe the equation would look a little something like this :
Unfortunately, it appears that once the shower is hurriedly abandoned and wet footprints are traipsed right through the house, the bowel effect miraculously wears off.
The wonders of Science, hey?