Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Science of Toddlers

Is there a proven, scientific correlation between
that steady, hot & strong water flow and toddler bowel activity?

No?

Then WHY does Master Magoo hear the water running,
see that - yep - Mummy is now thoroughly wet or mid hair wash
and suddenly yell
"I'm ready for poo, Mum. It's cooooming!!"

I believe the equation would look a little something like this :

this

=

this
=

that
 Unfortunately, it appears that once the shower is hurriedly abandoned and wet footprints are traipsed right through the house, the bowel effect miraculously wears off.
The wonders of Science, hey?


Shar :-)

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