Apparently I'm in the running for a brand new and improved husband after today.
I would happily settle for a much needed washing machine upgrade - but hey.
Now, let's make it very clear that I am madly in love with my current Hubby.
I'm not usually a violent person, but sometimes, in the wee end-of-my-tether-just-wanted-some-rest hours I'm so MADly in love with him that I kick him and seriously consider smacking him out.
He snores, my (current) Hubby.
I have a difficult relationship with sleep at the best of times, but Hubby's (unintended, I know, I know, I know) interference often takes it to the next level of downright dysfunctional.
After only approximately three years of nagging him, my Hubby finally went to see an ENT a couple of months ago.
It turns out he has a severely broken nose.
And has had for about six years now.
(In case you're wondering - 'cause it crossed my guilty mind too - the broken nose came BEFORE the occasional 'wanting to smack him out' business. Probably before we were married actually.)
According to the specialist and others, Hubby will feel like 'a new person' after today's surgery to correct his nose.
I can only wonder what this new person will bring to my life!!
Maybe this new man will do the spontaneous pick up a cheap bunch of flowers just because.
Maybe this new man will have outstanding vision - and actually see his clothes strewn on the floor?
Maybe this new man will be overcome with urge to cook a meal every now and then?
Maybe this new man will stop patiently tolerating my gazillion flaws and start looking for his own new woman!
I can't wait to have my new (old) man back where he belongs.